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So, sorry we had to call you in here, but you're on our no-fly list.

What do you mean? Why would I be on the no-fly list?

Well, you are, so we're going to have to do a strip search to make sure you're not carrying any explosives with you.

Um, I'm sorry. Do I look like I'd be carrying any kind of explosives?

Well...